Only cuz winnie is keeping track and Im tired, loopy and highly suggestible right now....

50 Questions

1. What's one thing you wish you could do but can't? Play the piano, guitar and drums. (Something about being left-handed...)

2. What time of the day do you like to take a shit? The morning, as I like to get my day going with a shit, shower and shave. Then I feel Im ready for the day ahead.

3. What is your ideal marriage location? I dont know why, but the mountains come to mind, but since I dont think about it...

4. Which musical instrument do you wish you could play? Play well? Saxophone.

5. What's your favorite sexual position? Girl on top. :-)

6. Favorite fabric? Combed Wool.

7. Something you love and hate? Flying.

8. What kind of bedding do you use? Um.. pillows? Sheets? Blanket?

9. What kind of soap do you use? Dial AntiBacterial.

10. Do you tell your friends about your sex life? Nothing to talk about usually, and even if there is....

11. What's the one language you want to learn? Spanish. Dominicans specially, say I look hispanic... after they realize I DONT habla when I look puzzled as they yeng at me in spanish first.. automatically.

12. How do you eat an apple? Washed, stem plucked, unpeeled.


13. What do you order at a bar? Dark Beer

14. Have you ever pierced your body parts? No, no and no.

15. Do you have tattoos? No, no and no.

16. Would you ever admit to having done plastic surgery of any kind if confronted? Hm. To be honest, probably not.

17. What's one of the "funnest" things you've ever done? Scare myself silly by... Nah. Its still a Toyota Van, early morning, middle of downtown Evanston, Il...

18. Do you drive stick? And I have Clutch Leg to prove it. :-)

19. What's one trait you hate in a person? Dishonesty. Usually leads to other silly shit...

20. What's the soonest that you've slept with someone (or hypothetically)? Around a month I think.Too shy and chicken even when offered.

21. What kind of watch(es) do you wear? Timex and Casio.

22. Most frivolous purchase? Too poor for that nonsense. Heh, according to LilBro - buying my camera in Times Square ("You can tell us how much you paid... we're all family here..." )

23. Do you consider yourself materialistic? No, not really. I like the good things, but I dont care about keeping up appearances.

24. What do you cook the best? Rice and Jerked Chicken.

25. Favorite writing instrument? Fine Point Sharpies, Pilots and Uniballs. Oh yeah, and Cross pens for sentimental reasons.

26. Do you prefer to stand out or blend in? I try chill in the background, but stand out for obvious reasons..

27. Do you have anything monogrammed? Hell nah.

28. Would you ever go out dressed like the opposite sex? Hell No.

29. What's one car you will never buy? Any 2.3 liter Ford... thats the Pinto engine for the uninitiated.

30. Have you ever done drugs? Yes, dont like how they made me feel. I dont do 'em now for the same reasons I hardly drink.

31. What kind of books do you like to read? Working in a bookstore, and getting the chance to read many, many crappy books spoiled me of the pleasure. I only read for knowledge now...

32. If you won the lottery, what would you do first? Talk to my lawyer and accountant, right after dropping out of sight.

33. Burial or cremation? Cremation.

34. How many online journals do you read regularly? 15+.

35. What's one thing you're a sore loser at? Heh. I try to hide the fact that I HATE to lose, so I dont act like a sore loser.

36. If you don't like a person, how do you show it? I avoid them, and try to be polite if I cant. Somehow, they get the message anyway.

37. How many drinks before you're tipsy? Depends on the drinks. Usually 3 beers.

38. Favorite kind of p0rn? Most porn doesnt do much for me nowadays, although I like the creativity of good hentai. Oh yeah, and enthusiastic amateurs :-). But really - Eh.

39. Do you have problems changing clothes in front of friends? Yeah..

40. Do you cry in front of friends? Cant remember the last time I cried.. so no.

41. What kind of first impression do you think you give to people? Aloof, sloppy.

42. What's one thing you like to do alone? Going walkabout.

43. What's the worst thing you ever said to someone? "You're NOT a friend of mine." And I saw the man's face break in front of me.

44. Are you a giver or a taker? Im not gracious at accepting gifts, but Im having to learn now...

45. What have you stolen before? I dont now.. karma is a bitch Ive learned. (Last time, parts from a junkyard..)

46. When's the right time to go to the bathroom in front of your significant other? Only if it doesnt bother her. My dream house has a bathroom just for me.

47. Favorite communication method? Email.

48. What is one thing you don't leave home without? Camera.

49. How often do you have sex? *sigh* If I were rich and had no conscience..

50. What's the most painful experience you've ever had? Falling out of love, Id say.