Sunday Laffs

Just a general crackup on my Sunday morning blog rotation...

Marn sez...

And let's face it, marriage is not just about love or sex, either, although the words, "Oh, Lordy, just looking at you makes my pee pee swell" most definitely play a part there. As I see it, marriage is about so very much more than that.

Hee.


And then, at the Mall, Pammy has a moment with herself:

"We are going to regret this."

"We are going to regret not buying it."

"When we're poor and our paycheck is late, can we eat the dress?"

"But our paycheck won't be late."

"It's been late too many goddamn times."

"But it's soooooo nice."

"Remember, we tried it on and even Melda said it was nice?"

"No she didn't, she just nodded a little."

"Come on, you like it too."

"Yeah, but is it worth it?"

"Yesssssss. Can you see the fine stitching? And the lovely soft denim?? Come on....."

"This will look great with our boots."

"Which one?"

"All of them."

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And then LemurGirl ( her paycheck sez she's a bookseller) reports from the front lines:

Stupidest phone call of the night:

This woman calls and asks if we have news crews there. Thinking that she's concerned about crowd factor and her children's privacy, I assure her that we do not and everythings going great. She says, "Oh, no, that's OK. We just got our books early in the mail today and we wanted to come down and show them off."

I was thinking, "What the fuck?" but said "Well, uh, ...we don't have a news crew here."

She said, "Well. Okay, whatever. Bye." and hung up — like she had tons of bookstores to call and see if she could shove her precious darlings in front of giant cameras and taunt the people waiting for their copies of HPATOOTP.

Wacko.

Uh, no baby - YOURE my LemurWOMAN. Girl. Woman. See? No, I dont have a crush on her, its you and only you...

Plus, Ive never even read Harry Potter.

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Id definitely wanna read the books written by these three folks...