Hells On Wheels

The Hell's Angels are having a convention in town, celebrating the 50th anniversary of the san Francisco chapter.

For them, theyre keeping it kinda low-key.

Been watching them blast thru Frisco, the deep *blaaatt* of multiple unmuffled Harleys reverberating off the canyons of downtown SF.

At the bus stop I saw an older woman with a glitter Harley-Davidson t-shirt, so I asked:

"Are you in town for the Hell's Angels convention?"
"Oh no, I work in an office here. But Ive been listening to them go by all day *vroom vrooooom*"
"I figured with that t-shirt.."
"Oh no, I got it because we just put in order for a Harley."

Then, the punch line:

"Haha! I might be hell on wheels, but Im no Angel!"

Ha!

THAT would make a great t-shirt. :)