My study partners at the El Cerrito Barnes and Nobles
True fact.. theyre Optometry students at Cal-Berkeley.
(This was a father and son at the next table)
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(Are they painted on?)
She greets me everytime by fondling my butt with both hands.
I got used to it after the first 20 times.
True fact.. she was a Tank Mechanic in a previous life.
No lie.
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Me and a friend, just talking about the meaning of life and shit.. then I saw something..
"DUDE! Hold it.. " while I powered up the camera
And then we ferked around with a fashion shoot.
We were bustin a gut, then he said "Lemme do that model slouch!" and assumed The Look
Zoolander, man
After awhile we couldnt stand the crap :-)
True fact.. he's NOT a model, never modelled in his life. Doesnt even know what a head shot is.
True fact... he's actually a pretty humble, down to earth, nice guy.
True fact.. he's available, ladies.
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