Today's horrorscope:

VIRGO

You may think that the time and energy you spent on certain plans or certain people was wasted, but nothing in life is ever in vain, so learn what you can from the situation and then move on without a backward glance.

At some stage in the not too distant future, you will realize that what seemed such a negative experience did you a power of good.

Good.

And that's all I should need to say about that.
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Every year on my birthday, I would buy papers from different areas, ostensibly to read the news on my day, but REALLY to read the yearly astrological forecast, that I would clip and save.

Few of them actually even came close to what happened, but it became a personal tradition.

I plan to continue that tradition tomorrow.

NYPost

Your Horoscope for August 29, 2003
IF TODAY IS YOUR BIRTHDAY

Something that was a bit of a mystery to you will become crystal clear this year, and you will laugh at yourself when you realize how easily you allowed yourself to be blinded to the truth.

Now that you can see straight at last, make it your No. 1 aim to help others see straight as well. Don't preach to them, just point them in the right direction.

- New York Daily News

TODAY'S BIRTHDAY (August 29).
By JOYCE JILLSON

This year's personal success expands all past ideas of who you are and re-creates you in a new light. Restructuring goals will make room for an adventure before the end of 2003. Travel this month opens your eyes to ways of living and jobs that you never would have imagined.

Restructuring goals will make room for an adventure before the end of 2003. A Cancer or Taurus could make you fall in love or even marry. Having a clear conscience opens you up to the money flowing toward you.

Your lucky numbers this year are: 1, 44, 24, 16 and 8.

Heheh. Smells like bullshit, but what the hey. :-)

More tomorrah.