IF... we will then proceed to lose our everlovin' minds.

Chicago sport fan, I am.

No. I could care less about the Mets, Yankees, Knicks, Giants, Jets etc etc. Not a fan of the NY sport teams.

Not even.

I love Wrigley Field, Comiskey Park, Da Bears, Da Bulls, Da Blackhawks (even tho the hockey games are mostly attended mostly by Chicago's Guido and Barbie types) et al.

This weekend, the Chicago Bears got stomped on by those (refrains from many alliterative and pejoratively homesexual words) the San Francisco 49'ers.

Urg.

HOWEVER!

Da Cubs. Da Sox. Are both fighting for first place in their respective divisions.

Which means, there possibly could be a North Side/South Side World Series.

And the possibility of that happening again -- umm, when does Mars pass this close to the earth again?

Ah yes, the year 2287.


Being a professional Chicago sports fan (do not try this at home), we of course KNOW this will not actually occur now or then.

But.. IF.. *breathe* .. if it so happens, god willing, Allah akbar... we will then proceed to lose our everlovin' minds.

We will wait for the future with bated breath.

In the meantime.. Da Bears got stomped, eh?

Those *&@%#%@(.

Gotta love 'em.