I do read too much of these things..

This weeks horrorscope:

Whatta week.
No one, but no one, is going to overlook the fact that you're vibrant, magnetic and very, very sexy. And this is just the beginning, Virg. What you're looking at as you prepare to blow out those birthday candles is the beginning of one of the best years of your entire life.

As Venus and the Sun accent your communications skills, you get a preview of the exciting (and surprising) opportunities in store for you in the next 12 months.

Added to the drama: romance. You?ll find the love of your life on the internet, at a class, neighborhood barbecue, or on a short trip. If already "taken," expect a passionate reminder of exactly how you got that way.

Somebody up there is moving his (her?) tail for you. Actually, you're pretty high profile yourself these days. Trying to do the cool, in-your-head thing won't be easy. Why are you trying?

The Cosmos is trying to teach you Intimacy 101. Walk softly and carry an open heart.

Heh. And I thought it was just gas.. ;-)

Eh. Nuthin' you havent already told me, Poo.