Homer's foot fetish

*ohhhhhhh hohohoho*

I sounded like Homer Simpson, a room full of donuts and a truck full of Duff beer.

"They should have 'will provide mutual foot washing and massage at predetermined times and as needed' in all prenuptual agreements..", I said to the coed washing my feet.

"Aww. It should be in all marriage vows." she answered.

"Heh, youre a romantic. No, prenups - that way it isnt a suggestion, its legally binding."

And then I went back to being Homer Simpson...