Now THATS funny. :-)
Unfortunately, not all the papers wanted to run this one, so there was an alternate.
To their credit, the New York Post ran the more topical one.
Heheh, still funny... :-)
Browsing through HotJobs for positions close to home.. I come across this listing for a Fit Model (essentially a person with certain measurements to verify the fit on certain sizes of clothing...), for a catalog house
But, but...check out THESE measurements..
We are looking for a fit model with the following measurements:DAHYUM!
Bust 45 1/2"
Waist 35 1/2"
Hips 47-47 1/2 "
Prior experience is preferred but not required.
Heheh. I'll leave it to Gabz to come up with the appropriate 'Not afraid of the gravy and all the trimmings' joke...
But a THIRTY-FIVE waist on 47 hips??? Whoo. Good luck, yo...