VIRGO: Apply bottom to chair. Pick up pen. Write. It's resolution time.
With Jupiter in your sign, the next eight months are critical for Virgos. This is one of life's great windows of opportunity. Make the most of it. Expansion of all kinds gets the cosmic green light. Romance, too? Why not!
But what with taking over the world and all, when will you find time?
So, the resolution next year is .. get while the going's good, eh?
Nah, couldnt be that easy.