Heheh.



Now THATS funny. :-)

Unfortunately, not all the papers wanted to run this one, so there was an alternate.

To their credit, the New York Post ran the more topical one.

Heheh, still funny... :-)

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Browsing through HotJobs for positions close to home.. I come across this listing for a Fit Model (essentially a person with certain measurements to verify the fit on certain sizes of clothing...), for a catalog house

But, but...check out THESE measurements..

We are looking for a fit model with the following measurements:

Size 18W
Bust 45 1/2"
Waist 35 1/2"
Height 5'5"-5'7"
Hips 47-47 1/2 "
Prior experience is preferred but not required.

DAHYUM!
Heheh. I'll leave it to Gabz to come up with the appropriate 'Not afraid of the gravy and all the trimmings' joke...

But a THIRTY-FIVE waist on 47 hips??? Whoo. Good luck, yo...
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