NO WAY DUDE

By my estimation, seven out of ten folk on the west coast are on drugs.

Why?

I have now asked 10 people for directions, and only three gave me accurate instructions.

They acted so SURE too.

"Pioneer Square? Two blocks over and five blocks down"

"Pioneer Square? One block over and 12 blocks down."

"Pioneer Square? Go east and its about 20 blocks away."

I swear, those folk were disconnected.

So yeah, out of 10 people asked for directions in Seattle and Portland 7 were clueless.

If it aint mood enhancers, what is it?

Hrmm.