Goddam, tis cold in this here parts.

50 degrees below zero, with a balmy wind whipping it down to 95 degrees below.

I know, right?

Hey, I know of these things.. I grew up in Chicago where we use winter AND summer to freeze-dry the meat of our polar-bear herds....

Even Florida is getting in on the action, to wit:

McClint: hehehe i'm freezing my balls off
McClint: i ran out of Kerosene sometime during the night
JPennant: I feel yer pain, brother. :-)
McClint: shit i better go find some more kerosene now before i suffer hypothermia. wish me luck! :-)
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