Today's horrorscope...

Saturn, planet of limitation, is doing nasty things to your resources. You never seem to have enough money nowadays.

Oh. No shytte.

What Saturn is trying to teach you is that it's possible to get by on less than you think.
You don't need to be rich to lead a satisfying life.

Gr. Im starting to have serious doubts about all that crapp, frankly.

Your task today is to find ways to make your money go further.

Uh-huh.

Hm To paraphrase BigBro ...

"What kind of $&%(*# devil worship is THIS?!!"
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.. it continues..

Something you see or hear will send you into a panic today, but according to the planets, you have nothing to fear, so calm down, take deep breaths and think only positive thoughts.
No matter how much you've convinced yourself that the sky is going to fall and the end of the world is at hand, nothing bad is going to happen.
Stop being such a drama queen!

I would, but the medicine to stop that condition seems to cost money....
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The other night, I rolled into Times Square.... to find a cab had caught on fire.

I got there after the NYFD put the fire out and the police towtruck had shunted it to the side.

Someone went to one of the cops writing the incident up and asked "What happened?"

The cop answered with a laconoic "A freak of nature."

I laughed ... cuz that was funny.

The cop looked at me wondering what was so funny.

I STILL think that was funny. :-)








Brand new cab too.