Ugh. The Jerked Chicken effect has worn off, and Im having trouble breathing again.

Guh.

Hey! Product idea!

Jerked Sauce nasal spray!!! SinusEverclear(tm)!

No?

You're right. A lot of people would be suffering from pepper burns ....
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Internet Cafe: Times Square

The muzak playing is now ALL Mariah Carey. WTF?

Incongruous moment: Track with Ol' Dirty Bastard comes on.. and suddenly 20 guys spontaneously become The Internet Cafe Hip-Hop Chorus, singing in perfect time and tune with ODB.

The Whole Track. A chorus of Urban Young Men singing along with Ol' Dirty Bastard.

They know all the words to ODB's guttural growl.

Incongruous moment II: As his part fades out, it becomes clear that 3 guys are also singing Mariah Carey's part. In pitch-perfect falsetto.

Three Young Urban Men singing along with Maria Carey's falsetto, in perfect tune.

I kid you not.

I dont know the words meself.
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Coffee and a buttered bagel from a breakfast cart in Midtown. A buck.

A GOOD bagel, mind you.

Cant beat that.

New York.