Today..

Clearing up a beauracratic mistake

"You do something to piss off your baby mother?"
"No babies that I know about."

Looks me up and down..

"mmmhm. I dunno about that. You look like youre a rolling stone."

Uhm. Heh. Hoo.

Dragons have big egos. Polish it the right way and we are gonna LIKE you.

I liked her.
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At the DMV

"We have to get in this long ass line?"
"Yeah, this is the line to get a number, so that .. we can be in line."
"Hahahaha! Youre kidding."
"Do we look like we're kidding?"
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Around Oakland

I thought I was gonna be in Oakland for 45 minutes tops...























































I was there all day