Friday, May 30, 2008

Clients Request at the American Idol finals

The limo driver had to BRIBE an usher at the Staples Center ($20 payout) to get in and get hot burgers for the kids of The Client. The Client turned out to be a major rock star (I think) who saw me standing there. When he came up he looked at me nervously thinking I was gonna take pics of him and his kids.

When he saw I had no intention of doing such a thing, he looked at me and said "Thanks, Man."

*sigh* I dont even know who he was.

Anyway, the driver was telling me a lot of the ins and outs of being a driver to celebs, what to look out for, where to go. He also said the tips he gets AVERAGES $200. Goodness. So, having to lay out bribes to get hot burgers for the kids of a Client is par for the course.


love, poo said... you have a driver's licence?
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Joe said...

FIX IT. :)

No, in fact - I dont have a drivers license. Why do you ask? :)

Nah, I have a low tolerance for idjits as it is, much less having to go get hot McDonalds for a rock stars kids.