Today's horrorscope:

There are times when everything goes wrong and times when it all comes together - when everything you try works out for the best - and this is most definitely one of the latter.
Today's Venus-Jupiter aspect promises that in all areas of your life, you'll meet with unparalleled success. You don't even have to make much of an effort. Sit back and let success come to you.

Wow.

Pity that doesnt apply to lotto tickets. ;-)