Today's horrorscope

You're full of ideals, Joe, and you often imagine a better life for yourself.
There are times when these fantasies stress you out, and then there are other periods when your daydreams seem to tap into authentic goals and desires.
Today you should pay attention to the drift of your thoughts, because you are going to be accessing hidden information about yourself. It may be time to tap into your creative side more.
Pay attention to spiritual messages today.

Mmmm.. the Itinerant and Frugal Millionaire.. mmmm...