Today:

Yahoo upgraded my email account to 100 megs.

It streamlined my interface.

Its as slow as hell now, but hey - they'll work that out.

However, it did NOT remind me...

That my dear friend Poo's birthday was 10 *&@%#@*& days ago.

I swear, I had it set to notify me. It didnt, as it hasnt for many others.

Im sorry hon...

Happy Belated Birthday.