The proper procedure on cheating

Pour the decaf *first*. Then the caff.

And for best results, its 3/4's decaf, to 1/4 decaf.

But, I cheat.

In the form of 2/3's decaf and 1/3'rd caff.

I know, i know. Back off.

Its the only way I can survive with my sanity in this caffienated town.

Otherwise I never cheat.

Honest.