Praythee tell me of other words for "Call me for tech support again, and I will wrap my hands around.."

GAH.

I want to be free.

Free of idiots calling me how to set up shit like FTP servers on their home machine and then start arguing with me when Im trying to explain how to *^#*&#^$^ do it.

ESPECIALLY when Im trying to fucking write!!!

God.

THEN, they fucking expect me to be nice about it.

At least this one got the hint when I hung up on him. He apologised profusely and kept it short when he called back.

And they wonder why Ive been so adamant about NOT having a phone.

I dont want THEM to call.

Jeezus.

Gah.