There is no justice

Pammy stunned me the other day by telling me they sell Jamaican patties widely in the phillippines.

WHAT?????

They sell them on the other side of the pacific and I cant even find them frozen here?????

Here in the (#&$^&%*&# "We Are the epicenter of Food" Bay Area???

WHERE IS THE JUSTICE?

Every deli and food shop you go to in New York City now, you can find them, theyre that ubiquitous.

But here????

Im SERIOUSLY wondering why I need to stay here. Its effing cold and I cant get a patty to save my life!

GAH!

I'd betcha if they started stocking them in Paris, the snobby arseholes here would be presenting it with gotdamned parsley and wine sauce on silver platters....