Horrorscope from the latest Village Voice. (Indulge me)

Let's count your blessings.

While it's true that you were recently obligated to launch an expedition to Hell, the only truly painful part of your trip has been the salt that got rubbed in your wounds.

And that isn't so bad considering that the salt has acted as a cleanser and purifier.

Anyway, I'm ready to welcome you back to the bright, cheery surface.

Or is it so interesting down there that you want to hang out a while longer?

Heheh. No. Im ready to move on now, thank you. :-)